Still, the premise is ridiculous enough to be entertaining regardless of transient internet humor. I do worry that some of the humor is too of its time, which may date the game if you’re not familiar with the current and past meme cycle. All of your guns have jokey names like Tailormade, 2DYE-4 Elite, and the W.A.R.drobe Launcher. As you can probably tell, the game doesn’t take itself seriously in the slightest. Your already fast movement just has a nice flow to it, and it gets even faster once you get the Wet Ones water gun which, in addition to putting out flaming outfits, lets you water the ground to move faster and jump farther. I didn’t go into FPS expecting a lot of platforming, but there is quite a lot and it actually feels really good. You also have a melee option in the form of a belt whip, which can stun enemies, fix saggy pants, and even lets you swing from poles and chandeliers. New weapons are slowly introduced over the course of the game with a total of five by the final boss. Drab colors need your paint shotgun, loose or tight clothes need to be shrunk with a water cannon or altered with some starch and sewing, and socks with sandals need to be removed with gnome grenades. Each enemy is guilty of a specific fashion crime, like drab outfits or saggy pants, and you need to fix them using the correct weapon. The game is level based, taking place in 3D environments with characters and enemies rendered in 2D sprites. ![]() FPS makes no effort to hide its inspiration, even going so far as to include a Wolfenstein 3D parody for good measure. Using his arsenal of fashionista weaponry, Des needs to solve this mystery before even the most fashionable citizens are infected.įashion Police Squad is a first person shooter, or more precisely a Doom clone as they were called when the genre was in its infancy. What starts as a normal patrol for Fashion Police Squad officers Des and Haley quickly turns into a conspiracy involving fashion designers and mysterious men in coats. Fashion crimes like ill fitting suits, flashy outfits, and the dreaded socks with sandals litter the streets.
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